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| Dog |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 17:28:23
Tonight, 3 Nailsea old boys pit their ability against top of the Somerset County First Division table Cheddar.
With 8 games left and 6pts from safety, Congresbury will be desperate for an away point, but the tables would suggest this is a home win all the way.
Earlier in the season : 6-0 Cheddar
Stats suggest : 4-0 Cheddar
Dog says : 2-0 Cheddar
Battle : M.White vs J.Holman
Hannah More Zider loves CLINT .......not gays. |
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| Jungle Jim |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 13:28:01
Even Hobbo wouldn't use the away dressing rooms to make his programmes. The come on Cheesemen shout was confusing to start with, how many more Clevedon rejects have they got I wondered? The badge is also classic, it is a big lump of cheese, with a face on it and arms and legs, with some sort of insane grin. There was a lot of noise from the fans, although a disappointing lack of swearing. If Nailsea take a big firm there next season it will be quite a battle!
I presume if was Cheddar Hobbo that put the message on the fa website congratulating Cheddar on their promotion by beating us. However, if the inbreds had kept an eye on the papers they would have known they actually won promotion the night before, after Shire lost.
Hannah More Zider...
keeping the apples burning 
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| shippers |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 12:00:06
Cheers Rich I just got a telling off for laughing out loud in the office! Reading your post made me feel like i was back in the Cheddar club house. The chairman guy was a freak... he even gave me an ear bashing and chased me out of our own changing room when i picked up the team sheet before the game. 'leave my paper work alone'... crazy fool.
Cheddar think they are so big time but will have to recruit 4-5 players in if they want to stay in the top division next year. |
| Ricardiño |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 11:30:28
Stu, how could you forget the incident in the bar afterwards?! For those who couldn't be there to whitness pure inbred humour...
It seemed we were in for a treat because it was the night of the "biggest raffle of the season". But first to build the tension we had some "parish" announcements from Cheddar's Hobbo. This guy is even more strange than Hobbo, younger but more vocal and enthusiastic, and it seems a pedigree inbred. He must have had 6 teeth and the wortht lithp in Cheddar. The first announcment was "I brought 50 scarfth to the game today, and do you know what?! we thold the lot!" That solved the mystery for us as to why the team were all wearing two scarfs! The second announcment was that John Inverdale had been at some cricket game, and now wants to move BBC headquaters to Cheddar in July 2035 or something. Really couldn't figure out what he was saying but it sounded like John was on a reel-in.
Then we got to the draw! The first half was fairly uneventful, a bag a t-shirt and picture frame won by the village idiot, chief chaff and random respectively. Then came the exciting bit, to build the excitement Cheddar Hobbo asked for gathpth of anticipation from the audience in honour of the event, to which all the inbreds went "wooo" bizarely. There was a second draw, which chief chav won again, annoyingly, then Cheddar Hobbo revealed, "i had a thecond phone call thithmorning, a thecond phone call offering uth ticketth, (get on with it!) thith phone call wath offering two ticketth (you just said that!), two ticketth for... Brithtol Thity versus Plymouth!!!! Platinum theatth worth thixty poundth!" There was now widespread heckling from everyone moaning about the distance and enquires about whether transport was included. At this point we left, as chief chav revelled in his small town glory, a rendition of "he's a cheeseman til he dies" was echoing around the bar as we walked out through the door. Something, I'm sure, we all aspire to be.
Make her day, put something in cider |
| Dog |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 09:44:42
Cheddar 3, Congresbury 0.
70,74,85.
Congresbury held out for a long time, and even had chances to take the lead, but an error between the young sweeper & keeper allowed Cheddar to take the lead.
It was a hilarious night. We turned up to watch, and Cheddar had the usual postcodephobia clan watching, led by a couple of Chavs. When a goal goes in they play a record over the tannoid, but it literally is a record, you can hear the needle scratching away!
They had the usual club idiot that kept yelling "come on the Cheesemen" (not sure if he meant 'cum' or 'come'). When they scored they started singing "championese" although they have not won the division yet (division, not league), and when they scored the second they sung "cheerio cheerio cheerio" although non of the Congresbury faithful were leaving!
With 4minutes to go they had a Mark Owen look-alike come on, it was like a circus, so the "Circus chant" got an airing from the Nailsea Firm representatives.
If they go up, they will go straight back down unless they make some signings. I really can't wait until they travel to the Grove de Stade so they can be ruined by the Nailsea support and players, and no tacky record-player & speaker will be insight!
For the record, J.Holman had M.White in his pocked, MoM material.
On the way back we stop at the Reservoir to witness some 'dogging', all good stuff.
Hannah More Zider loves CLINT .......not gays. |
| shippers |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 09:29:52
We lost 3-0. It was 0-0 for 70 minutes of the game and then there was a mess up between our 17 year old goalkeeper and 16 year old sweeper! They then scored a couple more. We had a couple of chances after that. Story of our season really.
Holman, T and I all got man of the match!
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| Smithy |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 08:05:45
Yes.....
 
Hannah More Zider......
Not for the French |
| longy |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 22:07:06
what was the score?? |
| Gents |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 21:53:07
Tone, are you on a mission to reply to every topic on the forum tonight in the shortest time possible????!?!?!!?
ZIDER! |
| Smithy |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 19:44:05
My Prediction - M.White will win the battle
Hannah More Zider......
Not for the French |
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