You are a curse on our country and since you have left things have improved dramatically, so it is best for us if you do not return.
We have carried out some negotiations and the French Government have agreed to take you, so get your boat to drop you off at Cherbourg on its way home.
Why are you calling yourself St Thomas? Is this the name your new adopted tribe of cannibals has given you?
:horsepoo banished from England, St Thomas and his loyal donkey Ledley hunt for food on their new island. He soon becomes friends with the local Homohomo tribe, who offer him some of their large sausages to feast on.:sucking: