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Trinidad and Tobago
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Posted - 28/11/2003 :  15:54:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
George Bush is chatting with the Queen and says he likes Britain so much
that he is going turn America into a kingdom.
The Queen tells him that as he is not a king, he cant do this.
Well says George, how about if I make it an empire.
Sadly, he is told that as he is not an emperor he can't do this either.
George thinks about it, and announces that he will turn America into a
principality.
Can't do that either says the Queen, you are not a prince.

Exasperated at George's efforts, the Queen finally says 'Why not remain a
country, it's perfect for you.'





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