Why would you not want to wear a Rouge-Tache?? The ladies might think you are the great man himself and ask for a personal demonstration of the Rouge-Groove.
I would be honoured to wear a Rouge-tache and im sure i'd impress loads of birds, thats why its my least hated item! Not all of them are necessarily bad things!!
Just out of interest why do the marigold lot attract such abuse? Fairly odd thing to do wearing yellow gloves to a football game but they didn't seem to be doing anything annoying at Swindon?
The first we saw of them was when we were stuck next to them in a traffic jam going up to Port Vale... two hours of them banging on the windows like demented apes and doing idiot signs (at their own supporters?!?!) got a bit boring. Trying to avoid getting a blown-up saliva-filled stinking marigold in your face all game wasn't too much fum either! And them lot gayly waving yellow gloves around like pansies as City throw away another 3 points just adds to the depression!